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Average Joe The Bartender Miguel
Product #: TO1101300
List Price: $21.99
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Product Details
- Length: 7.50 Inches
- Insertable Length: 6.00 Inches
- Width: 1.80 Inches
- Color: Beige
- Feature:
Harness Compatible
, Latex Free
, Phthalate Free
, Suction Cup
- Shape:
Phallic
- Manufacturer: Topco Sales
- Weight: 12 Ounces
- UPC: 788866013005
Product Description
True-to-life sized dong - 6 insertable inches (15.25 cm.) Realistic tip and veined shaft. Realistic, tight balls. Harness compatible suction cup base. Waterproof. Phthalate free.
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Great For A Gay Man, April 28, 2013
I purchased this toy after much research. It came down to Miguel and the more popular, "all American whopper". Miguel won. And I am happy he did. This toy looks and feels real. It's fun to blow, but even more fun to ride. The size is perfect and the suction cup works well enough for me. My only complaint is that the balls are starting to tear off. I think im just a little to wild with it though;) overall, I recommend it, a very good dildo, perfect for anal use.
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Her New Best Friend, July 15, 2012
By JP
At first it was a little bit to large for her, my wife soon she was riding with much delight. I enjoyed myself watching her get off to someone else's cock. I have tried before to get her to play with dildos in the past, (I seem to mistake sizes, and try with dildos way to big for her), this one is the right size for her. Another good toy for our toy box.
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Fantastic!!, July 7, 2012
By Daniel
Miguel the bartender is by far a great buy for the money. My wife and I have tried several others, but none compares to the quality and intense joy she gets from using this one. The size is a bit thick, more like 2", but for the wife this is very satisfying and she get incredible orgasms. I have never had her ask to use the other dildos but she asked the other night if we could play with Miguel. A great buy and a bonus no smell. Only downside is the suction cup - it does not work well.
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Perfect Fit, July 5, 2012
By Play Time
Average Joe is perfect in my opinion. He is real to life size @ 6" and 5.4" round. He is firm yet not so firm that he is not real. He moves with me and hits me deep inside while his balls push up against my ass. Joe's texture is very nice. I would like the suction cup to be stronger, but maybe I'm too wild? Joe is one of my favorite toys. I'm very happy with my purchase.
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Amazing!!!!, June 10, 2012
By Heather
I got this today and could not wait to try it out. When I first took it out of the package, I was a little worried, as it seemed so much thicker than anything Ive ever taken on. After some coaxing and quite a bit of lube, it was amazing! I could feel every vein, the texture is perfect. I will definitley be adding this to my daily routine. I havent quite figured out the suction cup yet, but at this point I am satisfied with or without that feature.
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Very Realistic, May 23, 2012
By J
First of all...THIS product is AWESOME!! I was not expecting it to be soo lifelike. The description was spot on in length and girth. I would recommend you know what you can handle. It was a little intimidating when I opened the package. I do use it regularly, although I haven't tried the suction. When I opened the package, I was expecting a smell (from being plastic). There isn't one. I have set it under me, and it stays in nicely. It doesn't absorb any lube (I use water based). Easy to clean up.
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WOW! Best Dildo For Both Me And My Wife!, May 16, 2012
I bought this dildo to simulate a three way with my wife. It is a fantasy for both of us. When the package arrived I opened it up not thinking it would be much of anything. One look at this dildo and I actually started to get excited myself. I am totally straight but the look and feel of this thing had me stroking myself in minutes. When my wife caught me I was a bit embarassed but she immediately started oral on me and the dildo. Once she had it inside her she came immediately. Don't hesitate to buy this. It is great!
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Great Size, January 14, 2012
By joe
I bought this for the wife to add another toy to our arsenal. We did not have a realistic looking dildo, so i thought the wife might enjoy. Also to maybe encourage her own self play. Needless to say we just tried it out during a play time, and she loved it. She said its the closest feeling to the actual thing. She didnt care too much for others in the past but this she took control her self and enjoyed the sensations. Good purchase. I wouldnt suggest getting a longer one unless you know for sure she can handle. This really is the perfect size.
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AMAZING. BEST THING EVER, MUST BUY!, August 8, 2011
By G
This is absolutely AMAZING. When I first bought it I was scared the girth would be too small, or even a to big. BUT ITS PERFECT. It's a little above average and amazing. It's also A LOT bigger than I thought it would be, never mind it LOOKING so real but the TEXTURE! The texture is AMAZING. So life like ! It's actually better than most real ones! I also like that it has a suction cup on the bottom, I Like to stick it to the wall and deepthroat it. But theres 100 other uses for the suction cup!! The head is perfect, Balls are perfect and life like. PLEASE BUY THIS! YOU.WILL.NOT.REGRET. IT! Now the box it came in, is a normal white box with just my address on it. Completely secret, no one would ever know you just bought a sex toy. This is my favorite toy ever, My friends getting one too! I HIGHLY Recommend this!
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OMG This Is Awesome, January 5, 2011
By Jennay
I purchased the Average Joe- The Bartender Miguel a couple of months ago. I have to say that this was one of the best purchases that I have ever made! He is so life like and has the ability to hit the g-spot perfectly. I have never screamed so much in my life! :) The suction cup for hands free play makes riding in the shower or on a chair convenient so I can either spread my ass or stimulate my titties while getting slammed! I highly recommend this product.
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